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"Instead of Living in a bubble and worrying about stupid things, I wish I lived a bit more everyday." - Marina and The Diamonds <3
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  • Teacher: why are you late!?
  • Me: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
  • Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
  • Me: No, I was standing on it until he left...
  • I’m shy at first

    lolsofunny:

    but once you get to know me, im always like

    Click here if you wanna Laugh!

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    Reblog if you forgot to make a wish at 11:11:11 on 11/11/11

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    ‘CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER~

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biteme666:

fresher-than-a-motherfucka:

Still cracks me up.
i just can’t not laugh at this

lol



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Gabe Perez must have sapped it from him:

HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD THIS POST

DEAR LORD

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR IT NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH
his hair gets bigger too.

the notes on this omg

 OH MY GOD YES THIS POST AGAIN
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO SHOW UP



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